Tuesday, September 1, 2015

If you were to date me

I'm not sure how it started, but almost every time that my mom is here to visit {yes, looking at you mother!}, her and Mr.D seem to like to make fun of me for something weird I do. That got me thinking about how I would not be fun to date, haha. I've also told Mr.D he's not allowed to divorce me as he puts up with a lot and I'm not sure I could find another man that would.

If you dated me....
  • I would make you always close the cupboard doors after you've been in them
  • you wouldn't be allowed to eat while we watch tv unless I was eating as well
  • you wouldn't be allowed to lick your fingers after eating something (ie: chips)
  • would have to watch me pick at my face while watching tv/on the computer
  • deal with the house being put in "lock down" every night (curtains closed and doors locked)
  • having little to no patience

Please tell me I'm not the only one with weird habits/quirks!


 If someone was to date you, what would yours be?

15 comments :

  1. ha love this! Mine would be: If you're the last person out of bed...MAKE IT!; CHANGE THE GD TOILET PAPER ROLL; I also have a certain routine in the morning and if you even think of interfering with it (unless you want me to sleep in and will bring me breakfast in bed) I will cut you.

    I also have total lockdown of the house every night.

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  2. I don't even know how I'd date in today's world. The joys of being with the same guy for almost 13 years!

    I have a serious cereal addiction that a guy would have to put up with. I also turn unnecessary lights off all the time. I hate lights being on just for the sake of them being on!

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  3. I don't even know how I'd date in today's world. The joys of being with the same guy for almost 13 years!

    I have a serious cereal addiction that a guy would have to put up with. I also turn unnecessary lights off all the time. I hate lights being on just for the sake of them being on!

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  4. I don't even know how I'd date in today's world. The joys of being with the same guy for almost 13 years!

    I have a serious cereal addiction that a guy would have to put up with. I also turn unnecessary lights off all the time. I hate lights being on just for the sake of them being on!

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  5. You are too funny! I am really bad for having odd habits. Like Jen, the last person out of bed has to make it, and not hours after they are out of bed! All towels are folded the same and sorted by colours, laundry is done every Sunday and put away the same day, our blinds are closed every morning and night too!

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  6. You are funny! This doesn't seem all that weird to me... ha ha I wipe the counters a million times a day and am always tidying up - nothing is safe - I put it away without knowing it!!

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  7. Hahaha this is funny - I don't want to think about what kind of weird habits I have that someone dating me would look sideways at. I'm pretty particular about being tidy and where things go. If you put it in the wrong place, I'll move it.

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  8. This made me laugh out loud! I have a lot of weird habits too. The curtains and doors thing for sure (I even lock my bedroom door) and I don't like when the couch cushions are not put back properly. In general, I like things to be returned to their proper place. Hopefully anyone I date, in the future, will be okay with them ;)

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  9. mom - now grandmotherSeptember 01, 2015 3:46 PM

    Well now...... i think you might have missed one.... how about no feet touching. Or no chewing sounds. I will make a vow never never never bring up any of your quirks while im visiting - as long as you promise not to hide and jump out and scare me....laugh at my claw hand...laugh at my me when i talk to new people in line.... I think anyone would love you to matter what. Can't imagine a more interesting, funny, kind daughter - who likes to hide in my room when i visit - and scare me. Love your blog... remember I'm the one that likes beds made, clean counters, and way too many clothes...
    love you

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  10. Date. I'm so used to that word meaning the yummy fruit that I had to think about the alternate meaning. Then I had to think about the verb. Dating. As an activity. I had forgotten people did that. Now that you've told us the down side of dating you, really, you should balance it with the upside.

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  11. Hahah this is a great post! If we're eating on the couch while watching TV, I had to have a light on - I hate not being able to see my food. I don't like any of my food touching on my plate, unless it's Thanksgiving dinner. I reload the dishwasher constantly if Jim or guests are over (no one can do it as good as I can!), I have to read before going to sleep, even if it's already midnight. I sleep with an eye mask and most often a pillow on my head haha!!

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  12. Haha. We all have so many quirks. I definitely have more than my share. I am terrible at picking at my fingers/cuticles and sometimes I pick at the calluses on my feet (gross, I know). I need an early bed time but I also am a terrible sleeper so Phil has to put up with me tossing/turning and getting up 1-2 times a night to go to the bathroom. And I don't like swearing.

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  13. Hahaha this is too funny. I am really bad for being on my phone while watching TV or movies, Eric always gets after me for that. I think if you were to ask Eric he would say he has to "put up" with a lot, mostly me bugging him about picking up after himself and in general telling him what to do haha.

    Also I don't think making someone close the cupboard doors after they've been in them is a bad quality at all ;)

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  14. I've never heard of anyone leaving cupboard doors open ... that's weird ... so I don't think you're quirky on that one!

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  15. Oh everyone has their things! I agree with most of those things- especially closing cupboard doors and shutting the blinds at night. I have to put stuff away as soon as I get home or else I get twitchy! I need to empty my work bag, the diaper bag, the shopping bags, unpack after trips, etc. J would just leave stuff out for days if I didn't make him put it away!

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